December 2008
14 posts
Rofl!
So, where do I begin? Ally overdrew her account. They stiffed her with a 120 dollar fee. She’s pissed. I’m just blah about it. There is this toddler running around the bank, and she ran up to a bankers desk and hung up her phone while she was on it. Hilarious. The same girl is running back and forth into rooms while people discus their monetary status. Talk about rude. I love to people...
The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Amazing movie. The ending was a bit lame. It reminded me of the ending for Lord of the Flies. Like they just ran outta ideas, so just cut it short. Amazing movie, even so.
Christmas blows.
I hate the holidays more than anything else. We get back to WV from KY. 6 hour drive. Already off to a horrid start, we get a call from Ally’s mother. A pipe burst and we have no water. On top of that none of the food is done. We had to go to McDonalds to shit, and had KFC for christmas dinner. I got overalls for xmas. How fucking redneck is that?
I've deduced,
That walmart is the place I’ll go in the event of a zOmb1e attack! Srsly, they have food, clothes, a gun shop, and a pharmacy. Its perfect. For real.
Last time I checked...
Gas was flammable. Some dumb ass is smoking while pumping gas. On top of that his ugly ass girlfriend is blaring rap, and its annoying. I hope their car explodes and they all run around on fire for the rest of the road to watch, then they die.
Heading home.
It should be a fun trip. It’s way too long though
Leaving Disney, heading home!
Thank Jesus. I can’t wait to finally be able to walk away from Carrie and Abby. Ally and I celebrated out one year by going to the Animal Kingdom and listening to Abby whine. I want to go to KY with Ally and never come home.
One year anniversary.
It’s going to be spent at Disney World. With Ally’s mom and sister. A milestone of the relationship I have been in will be marked by a little spoiled rotten bitch running around the animal kingdom. Wonderful. Just wonderful.
This is like a bad breakup
Saying goodbye blows.
Disney World.
Is a breeding ground for rude, fat, stupid, racist Americans everywhere. Happiest place on Earth my ass.
A bit of a long one -- That's what she said.
I had this neighbor. His name was Rick. He was married to this lady named Kirsten.
To this day, I have no idea what she did for a living. He worked for Verizon at the time I believe.
I remember he always used to yell at me and my sister for walking on his lawn. He was kinda a jerk about it. He would walk on our grass to get to our front door to tell my parents to keep us off his lawn, walk back...
Why the USPS and a repairman should perish.
So I was up till 4 or 5 in the morning typing a paper. Then I have to get up at 6:30 in the morning because Ally was leaving for school and I had to wait for the car repairman to get here.
I also ordered shirts from American Apparel, which should have been here today. The dick head repairman didn’t show up till noon. He took an hour to put a damn windshield in. I cut my foot on glass too....
Well shit...
Ugh. I don’t know where to begin. Tonight sucks. I’m gaining weight. I hate it. I bought diet pills, and I plan on using them till I get back to my desired weight. That should be a very interesting ride. My girlfriend is mad at me. I’m sleeping on the couch. She straight up told me to get comfy on the other side of the house, because I was not sleeping in the same room as her. ...
Who would have thought...
That a kid with ADHD wouldn’t eat her food when taken to a fast food place with a play pen to eat? Ally really expected her sister to eat and act civil. I think its hilarious! Her sister is a brat, and just annoys the piss outta me. Then Ally gets all mad at me when I told her this was going to happen. Fuck the world.